1. Further Iteration of "The GAME,"   (TOP)
   
   If you have had the extreme good fortune of having legitimately acquired your very own American Birth Certificate, you started out life as either a baby Mushroom, Fern, or Mushroom Farmer in The GAME (The Great American Mushroom Exploitation).

   You were either born into the advantaged sector, the assistive sector, or the exploited sector.

   From there you made your choices, culminating in the metaphoric form of life in which you presently reside.

   You either know what is going on in the GAME and are a part of it, or not, or you do not know what is going on in the GAME and are used by those who do to assist them unwittingly, or not, or you know nothing of the GAME and are being exploited by the GAME's chosen winners, or you are not. Further, the notion, idea, or concept that the referees of the GAME are an entire other team in the GAME is one rather large circumstance that might require some time for you to fully appreciate. Maybe you already do though and let's hope so.

   The situation that we are all in is the result of the practical application of the dictum, on all of our parts individually, that: the smart guy, the knowledgeable person�a Mushroom Farmer in this GAME Metaphor�generally fairs much better than the not so smart guy, the incognizant person, a Mushroom in this metaphor, the plot, or boiling sauce pot, if you will. 

   Ferns also grow in this plot. Ferns here are neither extremely bright nor un-bright life forms. The average Josephs and Josephines comprise the Ferns, which get cultivated by the Farmers to hold the illuminating rays of knowledge, which travel about in the form of Information, away from the Mushrooms, in order to keep the Mushrooms from minding being harvested, "When their time comes," (gulp), by the Farmers.
    

2. Two Other Notable Similar Metaphors  (TOP)

   The more or less econo-technologically driven alignment in the Mushroom Farmers, the Ferns and  the Mushrooms metaphor can be compared to a like metaphoric relationship in Social and Religious settings those being:

   1. In the development of an existing social metaphor, the relationship between the Birds, the Flowers and the Bees and...
       
   2. In the development of an existing religious metaphor, the relationship between the Shepherds, the Sheep Dogs and the Sheep.

   The very notable link between these three relationships is that each contains:

   1. A consuming, superior agentry,
       
   2. A regulating agentry and
       
   3. A consumed, inferior agentry.

   It seems that matters would proceed best for the management of a fancied "Existential Restaurant" when enough individuals do not mind holding positions in it as menu items.

   "Bon apatite'!"

   Who's that command good for?

   Birds can't fly when they are loaded down too much, mutton gives you colesterol and Mushrooms may be poisonous.

   Best of luck to you.

   As you dare, continue reading here.
    

3. As the Sauce Thickens  (TOP)

   How might the Mushroom Farmers best manage their Mushrooms' growing cycles to make them coincide optimally with their harvest schedule (gulp)? Might they call for the manufacture, promotion, and use of liquefied, carbonated yeast fertilizer, which is most easily recognized as Biologic Entity Excreted Refreshment (BEER) to shorten the duration of the growing period as much as possible? Getting Mushrooms to consume BEER (liquefied, carbonated yeast fertilizer) serves not only to nourish the Saprophytes (organisms that obtain nourishment through the ingestion of dead, decaying plant, or animal matter*), but also helps to maintain their crop's photophobic properties. Thus, the Mushroom Farmers are liberated form solar dependence.

   The Farmers give the job of feeding their Saprophytes BEER to their Ferns, which they install at Mushroom Fertilization Mills, the social establishments that they get the Government to license for this specific task.

   Mushroom fertilization is a very serious business in America. After all, if Mushroom fertilization slowed or stopped, who knows what might occur? The Mushrooms might loose their photophobia and seek information that might help them perpetuate their lives beyond, "Their Time." This would stress the Mushroom Farmers no end.

   The equation here balances totally, once the idea is taken into consideration that the Mushroom Farmers and Ferns had possibly, at one time, lived lives as socially un-devolved as the rest of the Mushrooms at some point in their devolutionary pasts. If the thread of life that binds Farmer, Fern and Mushroom together can be re-established in the mind of the Mushroom Farmer, hope can be reborn for an end to this Great American Mushroom Exploitation (GAME) for the beginning of a better game to occur.
    

4. HOST (Human Organic Shoulder Top) Re-electrification--A Better Game, IMHO  (TOP)

   Both "The GAME" and the HOST Re-electrification games are being played out at this very moment on the Great American Game Board--The terra firma of the USA.

   They are bumping into each other.

   Entering the equation is "The MOLE (Metabolization Optimization Location Establisher)."

   What is the MOLE doing?

   The MOLE is holding their ground and using their spatial stability to help their self and others optimize their metabolisms, so that they can each grow their lives in the best way that they can all figure out how to accomplish.

   Now, towards the end of increasing the possibility of us all being able to figure out "How," let's focus our attention on the activity of Re-Electrifying other people's HOST computers.
    

5. Wonder Bread  (TOP)

   "Wonder Bread helps build strong bodies twelve ways!"

   You may remember that famous advertising slogan, or maybe not, but anyway...

   How might have that bread done that for its customers?

   Mineral supplementation, that's how.

   It is Nutritional Mineral Supplements that were the ingredients that were added to Wonder Bread to make it possible for its manufacturers to make that advertising claim. I don't know if they are making that same claim any more, but the underlying reasoning involved with that advertising slogan's derivation was used to concoct a new solution, a procedure if you will, that the MOLEs have now found works to help a person get the mineral supply that they need to re-electrify their HOST even if that person, for one or more reasons either won't, or can't do the MHO (Minerals Held Orally) nutritional mineral supplement carburetion treatment to maximize their body's mineral, thus ion content.

   The new procedure, which works very well to re-electrify HOST computers is to manually mix powdered nutritional mineral supplements into the bulk foods that those HOST computers owners/operators consume.

   Tablets may either be crushed with a mortar and pistil, capsules of dry powdered minerals may be split apart and their contents added, or straight powdered mineral supplements may be measured and mixed in the intended bulk foods after it has been cooked.

   We have been told, but have not have had it verified yet that heat can destroy the chemical structure of the mineral supplements, which makes them usable by and for the physical body, so when necessary, we still wait till after the food is completely cooked and cooling off to mix our mineral supplements in to it.
    

6. A Possible Scenario  (TOP)

   Your friend, your relative, , your spouse, your business partner, team mate, whoever you love, care about, or depend upon has started gapping, glitching, been on the fritzing, is extending their stay "Out there," has been fishing without a hook... you know, trying to run their Shoulder Top a few ions short of a full charge and you are at your wit's end about how to go about obtaining that good old Hollywood Ending.

   What do you do?

   Well if you want to use Garrison Keeler's Incredible, Edible He-Bop-A-Roo-Bop Rhubarb� Pie remedy on them, you could do them and yourself too probably an even better service by mixing some of your favorite nutritional mineral supplements into the whip cream that you dolop on the top of it, or even inside is better, as whip cream is kind of sugary and there's a few minus attributes regarding that phenomenon that you both could do without having to experience.

   Mineral supplements can be easily mixed into generally anything that is scoopable, shakeable, spreadable, or pourable, which requires no further cooking. 

   Here's a list of some of the items that has worked for someone that is even pretty picky about how their food is supposed to taste.

   • In oatmeal with canned fruit, raisins and bananas,
      
   • In the peanut butter of peanut butter and pickle sandwiches,
      
   • In any creamy soup,
      
   • In the sauce of pasta dishes,
      
   • In tomato, or any thick juice,
      
   • In milk when it is mixed with dry cerial, and
      
   • In any beans with gravy type dishes.
      
7. The Mechanics of Manual Mineral Dispersion into Bulk Foods for the Purpose of Successful Supplement Assimilation  (TOP)
   
   It's so simple! Why didn't we think of it sooner? All that has to happen is for individuals to manually mix their mineral supplements evenly into their presently nutritionally deficient foods and they can re-power their nearly artificial foods, such that those mostly faux foods can work as well for them as grandma's beef stroganoff used to, or whatever your grandmother used to make for you that powered your activities when you were a small child, provided it was around the turn of the 19'th/20'th century, that is, before America's soils had lost much of their mineral content and other mineral depletion phenomena such as acid rain and food processing.
   
   What you are doing when you mix your mineral supplements evenly trough your bulk food is most similarly replicating those vital substances' original orientation in that consumable quantiy back when food actually naturally contained an mineral component to power a HOST amply.
   
   Once again: Why is it NOT good to merely swallow mineral supplements in pill form???
   
   Because when that concentrated lump of minerals, the pill, arrives at the limited number of uptake ports of the intestines, that then overwhelming quantity of minerals overloads those uptake ports. In this state they become jammed and thus unusable, so 90% of the minerals that arrive from pill form will pass back out of the body, totally wasted, gaining no nutrition for the complement of cells that comprise the physical body that that pill was placed in for that specific purpose.
   
   Had that exact same pill been ground up and mixed up pretty well with previously cooked food, then fed into that exact same body, the absorption efficiency factor, we suspect, would approach as close to 100% as that particular form of nutritional mineral supplement possibly could, because what happens when mineral content is ingested in this fashion is that those minerals' arrival schedule at the intestines' uptake ports is spread out evenly enough, so that the ports can adequately handle the inflow of those minerals�those vital ionic substances�to the body and thus help get them to the cells that need them where they are used to accomplish the myriad electrical tasks that they are incorporated into that physical body's blueprint to perform. Thus Hollywood's conclusion can be maintained for that physical body.
    
8. Bulk Powdered Mineral Supplement Portion Measuring  (TOP)
   
   Nutritional Mineral Supplements are now available in bulk form. Not that I have yet done so, but in this form they may be loaded into salt shakers, shaken on and mixed into food.
   
   This bring up the issues of how much to shake on.
   
   To find out what the exact portion for one meal should be, the shaker involved should be calibrated to to each type of shake, where type means anything from light to heavy with the particular contents that you are shaking out of it at any particular time.
   
   This will rough in the calibration of the shaker to the shook, which IMO is all that is really needed, as we are talking about food substances here, NOT drugs. Don't take my word for the lack of need for highly precise measurement if you don't feel comfortable about it, though. Do what feels right for you only. I think that a person should read the literature on the labels of the suplemnts they take and and try to take time to appraise of their .
   
    
9. Results  (TOP)

   We are highly pleased with them, ourselves. Thank you.

    
    

10. Page's Conclusion�Now that we've had a chance to think about it  (TOP)
    
    This is by no means an ultimate answer here. It is a particular answer that fits the needs of the particular set of circumstances that it finds itself couched in. The main reason that we didn't think of it sooner, so that more people in the past could have been helped by it, is that the mechanics of The GAME generally impedes the free exchange of beneficial ideas.
    
    This impediment at times seems to be entrenched in our shared system of interaction so deeply, so nearly ineradicably, or seemingly insurmountably that we wind up collecting ourselves together around comfortable ideas, concepts and sets of conclusions, which renders this impediment's existence invisible to us. It's invisible to our consciousness, because we know that we have to get past it so much to merely maintain our present position, such a competitive situation.
    
    Another way of looking at it is that the competitive field breeds both improvements in both the methods that are used for one's advancement and methods that are used to curtail one's efforts.
    
    It seems that one can get what they want only to the degree that they are able to tolerate that which they would rather reject.
    
    Lets be glad that there still seems to be plenty enough integrity left in the milieu to allow a person to think enough the way that they want to, so that they can come up with mutually beneficial answers and share those answers without getting killed so badly that those answers don't get around.
    
    Keep trying to get to the good stuff, because the bad stuff seems to find its own way around any way and might probably find its way back around to us again some day. Then again, maybe it won't, or maybe we'll still be ready for it when it does arrive again.
     
11. This Page's Originally Formatted Text  (TOP)

    I think. Therefore, I am... thinking that if I think better, I might be better than I am presently thinking that I am thinking that I am.

    This slightly comical continuation of Rene Descartes famous philosophic assertion, "I think. Therefore I am," is an outcome of the observation that when a HOST computer's natural bioelectric power is ample, it functions well and when that same HOST computer's natural bioelectric power is inadequate, it does not.

    This page may be continued here eventually, but for now the best similar answer is posted at the Introduction to Minerals Held Orally MHO page.

     

* Wilson & Lewis, "Botany, 4'th Edition," Holt, Reinhart & Winston, 1967

� From "The Prairie Home Companion" weekly radio show airing on PBS stations on Saturdays and Sundays across America.

Last Edited on & at: 2011-09-08 12:50 EUST